Showing posts with label foods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label foods. Show all posts

Friday, May 5, 2017

Justin Bieber's Unbelievable demands for his five day trip to India



Global megastar Justin Bieber is bringing his Purpose World Tour to India next week, and plans to be in our grand nation for five days.

He'll perform at the D.Y. Patil Stadium, Mumbai, on May 10.
He'll perform at the D.Y. Patil Stadium, Mumbai, on May 10.

And in true megastar fashion, the Biebs has demanded a few humble, simple, relatable amenities for his five-day stay. According to his PR, here's what he needs:

1. A convoy of 10 luxury sedans and two Volvo buses at his entourage's disposal.


2. A Rolls-Royce for personal commute.


3. A shipment of a ping pong table, PlayStation, and hoverboard for his backstage recreation.



4. A couch, a washing machine, a refrigerator, upholstery, wardrobes, and a massage table ALSO FLOWN IN.


5. A private jet to travel around India in.



6. A chopper to fly into the stadium on the day of his performance.


7. Three floors of a luxury hotel exclusively cordoned off as his private villa.

My mom doesn't let me shut my door.

8. A 1,000 sq. ft. suite stocked with 100 hangers, cans of wildberries, vanilla room fresheners, and bath supplies.


9. A separate elevator blocked for Bieber's movement in the hotel.


10. A special jacuzzi for him to de-stress in.

I have a bucket and a mug in my bathroom to help me unwind.
I have a bucket and a mug in my bathroom to help me unwind.

11. A licensed female masseuse flown in from Kerala.


12. Renowned culinary experts to supervise his five-course gourmet meals, all renamed after his popular songs.


13. Thirteen green rooms for Bieber and his entourage backstage.


14. Silverware, fresh flowers (barring lilies), scented candles, coconut water, almond milk, raw organic honey, decaffeinated herbal teas, fresh fruit, and vegetable platters in JB's room.


15. Seasoned vegetables, diced fruits, organic bananas, seedless grapes, deli platters of organic turkey, lettuce, colby and provolone cheese, and black olives for Biebs to snack on.

Basically, Nature's Basket ki nikal padi.
Basically, Nature's Basket ki nikal padi.

16. Only white drapes in Bieber's dressing room.


17. A large glass-door refrigerator, clothing shelves, eight power outlets, and 12 white handkerchiefs in the room.


18. Twenty-four still-water bottles, 24 alkaline water bottles, energy drinks, vitamin water bottles, cream sodas, assorted juices, fizzy drinks, and protein drinks in JB's green room.

Man, he thirsty.
Man, he thirsty.

19. White sliced bread, white cheddar popcorn, assorted chocolates, vinegar chips, organic dried fruit, and all-berries cereal for the entourage backstage.


20. A shitload of gum in a variety of flavours for the entourage to chew on.


21. A "yoga casket" containing aromatic essential oils, camphor incense sticks, and literature on chakras and yoga asanas.


22. And a list of spray tan salons, sushi restaurants, steakhouses, shopping malls, bowling alleys, movie theatres, casinos, nightclubs, basketball courts, and recording studios for the crew.

Because they can't Zomato it.


Saturday, April 8, 2017

This is why all sweet tooth lovers should permanently move to Dubai


Getting a sugar rush just looking at these desserts.

HERE ARE THE AMAZING THINGS YOU CAN DO:

1. Watch fresh candy get made, while more candy floats by on a conveyor belt, at the sugar heaven that is Candilicious World.



 

2. Explore Nutella junkie heaven at Ice Lab.

Explore Nutella junkie heaven at Ice Lab.

3. If you’re not about chocolate-based stuff, just go eat RED VELVET PANCAKES at Cocoa Room.


4. And if you’re a fan of shakes and red velvet cake, why not try a combo of both at Shakespeare and Co.?

And if you're a fan of shakes and red velvet cake, why not try a combo of both at Shakespeare and Co.?

5. Ferrero Rocher fanatics, make Zuccero your stop for Ferrero cupcakes.

Ferrero Rocher fanatics, make Zuccero your stop for Ferrero cupcakes.

6. Enjoy stringy, cheesy, rich and warm knafeh at Olea.

Enjoy stringy, cheesy, rich and warm knafeh at Olea.

7. Get your hands on a towering monster shake at Fume Dubai.

Get your hands on a towering monster shake at Fume Dubai.

8. If you feel like dessert-for-breakfast, head over to Barsalata for their unique and healthy Mocha Latte Quinoa.

If you feel like dessert-for-breakfast, head over to Barsalata for their unique and healthy Mocha Latte Quinoa.

9. And if you want to take a look at the most expensive cupcakes in the world, visit Bloomsbury at The Dubai Mall.

And if you want to take a look at the most expensive cupcakes in the world, visit Bloomsbury at The Dubai Mall.
This gold-covered delicacy costs over a thousand dollars per piece.

10. Mix up drinks and dessert with “dessert cocktails” at Reform Social & Grill.

Mix up drinks and dessert with "dessert cocktails" at Reform Social & Grill.

11. Try this delectable salted caramel ice cream sandwich at The Black Lion.

Try this delectable salted caramel ice cream sandwich at The Black Lion.

12. Or yummy vegan donuts at Il Donaccino, if you’re about that life.

Or yummy vegan donuts at Il Donaccino, if you're about that life.

13. This raw vegan parfait at Coco Yogo is as delicious as it looks.

This raw vegan parfait at Coco Yogo is as delicious as it looks.

14. Live your Oreo fantasies at Circle Cafe.

Live your Oreo fantasies at Circle Cafe.

15. Try this heavenly donut-croissant baby, aka “doughssant” at The Dessert Club.

Try this heavenly donut-croissant baby, aka "doughssant" at The Dessert Club.

16. Treat yourself to this foamy smooth “Daulat Ki Chaat” from Trésind. It’s sprinkled with 24-karat gold.

Treat yourself to this foamy smooth "Daulat Ki Chaat" from Trésind. It's sprinkled with 24-karat gold.

17. Keep it simple with some good, good gelato at La Fragola Gelateria.

Keep it simple with some good, good gelato at La Fragola Gelateria.

18. Gorge on several varieties of soft, chewy brownie at The Brownie Box.

Gorge on several varieties of soft, chewy brownie at The Brownie Box.

19. Fall in love with deluxe chocolate and macarons at Sprüngli Boutique & Café.

Fall in love with deluxe chocolate and macarons at Sprüngli Boutique & Café.

20. Get your subcontinental kulfi fill with all kinds of the frozen dessert at Kulfilicious.

Get your subcontinental kulfi fill with all kinds of the frozen dessert at Kulfilicious.

21. Try the matcha-pista panna cotta at Stomping Grounds.

Try the matcha-pista panna cotta at Stomping Grounds.

22. Go to Pappa Roti ‘cuz your anaconda will want some because they got buns, hon.

Go to Pappa Roti 'cuz your anaconda will want some because they got buns, hon.

23. Let this Lebanese ice cream at Booza give you a brain freeze.

Let this Lebanese ice cream at Booza give you a brain freeze.

24. Or give Japanese mochi ice cream a chance to do so, at Kanpai.

Or give Japanese mochi ice cream a chance to do so, at Kanpai.

25. Feed your obsession of all things banana-based at Wanna Banana.



 

26. If you’re feeling extravagant AF, try the Black Diamond at Scoopi Cafe.

If you're feeling extravagant AF, try the Black Diamond at Scoopi Cafe.
They claim it’s the most expensive in the world

27. Or their chocolate coated, pistachio rasgulla.

Or their chocolate coated, pistachio rasgulla.

28. But if you wanna indulge without denting your wallet, get some chocolate-dipped strawberries at Strawcolate.

But if you wanna indulge without denting your wallet, get some chocolate-dipped strawberries at Strawcolate.

29. Stuff your face with cute little sheep s’mores at SugarMoo.

Stuff your face with cute little sheep s'mores at SugarMoo.

30. Enjoy a sugary brunch at Katrina Sweets and Confectionery.

Enjoy a sugary brunch at Katrina Sweets and Confectionery.

31. Or get the chewiest, fail-proof, most melt-in-your-mouth cookies at Monkey Cookies.

Or get the chewiest, fail-proof, most melt-in-your-mouth cookies at Monkey Cookies.